What A Narsistic Grrl Would Say..

A tiring day…

I thought if I knew what it feels to have a knive around my neck, I would be the bravest grrl alive… guess what….. WRONG!

I know now why they say, only the smartest person feel scared. hell, I know I’m smart… but I don’t think my heart can handle more stress than this…

lesson for today…. if people fucked up, let them! it’s non of your concern… bailing them out just gonna make you being fucked!… not it a good way that is!;)

Girls… this one is for you!!

chocolate is better than sex because…

1. because you don’t have to fake it (ooh… baby you’re the best!!)
2. foreplay isn’t needed, get straight to action (gimme some of that…)
3. it doesn’t make you sleep in wet patch (…hmm… nasty isn’t it?)
4. it can’t get you pregnant (well hey, if something does happened… we know what to blamed)
5. chocolate satisfies even when it’s GONE SOFT (uummm…. honey you makes me feel good)
6. you can have it anytime of the month (…right now?)
7. you can have it anywhere, anytime, anyplace (right here darlin’!!)
8. it comes in different flavours (you even can have it all in the same time… beats orgy, don’t you think?)
9. good chocolate is easy to find (and there goes a few good men…)
10. you can return to it if you want more (more… more…. yes… yes..)
11. you never too tired to have it (well, it’s kinda recharge you… sweet!)
12. there’s no mess (unless you want it to be..)
13. because SIZE doesn’t matter, it’s always good (even the tiny weeny ones…)
14. commitment doesn’t scare of chocolate (oohhh…. baby I’m yours for eternity)
15. you can have a chocolate in front of your mother (now that’s something you can’t beat!)

laugh out loud gals…

guys… sorry we got a better lover!

Big girls don’t cry… or we’re loose our capability to cry? well either that or we just gave up facing life with tears… I am all dried up

time to shape up, wake up and smell the roses… they are not as sweet as I imagine they would be. it’s personal… nothing to do with you, it’s between myself and I.

every time I thought I find my Mr.Right, he walk away right away… oh big news!! d’oh…

with man or without, I know I can survive… a bit empty though, but hey I get by.

I know I hurts people who loves me, I know I’m ignorant of their needs, but it’s nothing personal… it’s just myself & I

we all need to find our own resolution, it is customized to our needs, our personality, our life, our desire… no man would have the exact same resolution.

maaaan… love is absolutely overrated!! it is confusing and distracting, in love it’s like going to hell and back again.

it’s nothing personal… it got to do with MYSELF & I

…it bites…HARD!! even if you bites back it get back 10 times stronger.

you can’t even love without dropping a tear… But hey, although you’re out of breath, feel the pain, feels like been bitched, and beaten battered… just lick your wound, get up and jump higher, run faster, and hit stronger.

don’t be naive, even heroes have the right to plea… give yourself a little slap before someone else do it for you